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Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all know what's really important in life - winning an Oscar.
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For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
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Hello?.. Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie... Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I am in for the night.... Not even later, it's the kind with the fruit on the bottom. Thanks anyway. Have fun. Oh... Sorry I'm late... Traffic. Hm. Really? How you think I got here? Hellacoptered in?
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
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I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.
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I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh.. is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh.. and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.
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I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me! " I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!
Ellen DeGeneres (on Oprah Winfrey 1995)


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